Our founder, moments before discovering the vulture had eaten the houseplants. Again. 🦇
Hello, Mortal
Welcome to Vulture Bumps — the internet's coziest crypt. You know that shiver up your arm when a vulture stares at you a little too long? Those little bumps? That's us. Named after the finest goosebumps in the monster business. 🧟
This is just our humble hello page. The full mansion is still under construction — the contractor is a mummy, and frankly he's been dragging his feet for about 4,000 years. 🩹
Pull up a coffin, stay a while. The organ music is free, the cobwebs are complimentary, and the vulture only bites on Tuesdays. 🎃
📺 Now Haunting on Channel 13
Playing on eternal loop, exactly the way the curse intended. 🔁
🎬 The Screening Room
27 tapes on the shelf · 224 videos · straight from the 4u2cPHOTOS vault. Pick a tape, then pick a scene. 📼
🎧 The Crypt Jukebox
11 records in the box · spun straight off our Spotify. Drop a coin, pick a record, pick a track. 🪙
⚰️ Coming Soon-ish to the Mansion
- 🧛 More monsters. So many monsters. An irresponsible number of monsters.
- 🌕 Full moon content drops. Schedule subject to lycanthropy.
- 🕷️ The Cobweb Gallery. Our spiders have been working overtime. Unpaid. They're unionizing.
- ⚗️ The Laboratory. It's alive! Well… it's mostly alive. It compiles.
- 🦇 Vulture facts. Did you know vultures are just bald eagles who chose the goth lifestyle?